That from now on,
USMC will be known as Uniquely Stylish Men’s Club
ARMY will become FISTY
NAVY we will change to MAUVE
Air Force will simply be known as Queef.
And Christmas will be moved to the last Sunday in June so kids can pray, in school, during finals, that they grow-up to be as smart and as fabulous as the gay Santas, and Mrs Clauses, coming to town for the holiday.
